So I got on campus a little early and was wandering around waiting for class to start. I decide to use the facilities in the Math Sciences building and what do I see…

Picture unrelated…mostly
A guy standing at the sink drinking a beer. As soon as he saw me he downs the rest of it. Tosses the can in the trash and walks out like nothing. I wonder if that was his method of studying for a Calculus exam.
When I was helping to give a tour of the herpetarium to a bunch of third graders a poison dart frog decided it was a good time to relieve itself…on my hand.

It looked similar to this but with different patterning
Between a beer chug in the bathroom and my hand serving the same purpose for a Dendrobatidae, it was a decent start to an otherwise dull day.